You have reached Lieutenant Commander Ratchet, Chief Medical and Science Officer for the Autobots and Unit E in the universe known as Aligned 1110.26 Iota. All medical emergencies should be directed to me or another medic. If you can not find another medic, I would be happy to provide you with a list.
«Is everyone intent upon bullying me into this?»
«I believe I’m done with the DataNet for today.»
«I corrected your source link to the actual page this image is on and am glad to see you think Megatron raping and brainwashing me is something to laugh at.»
«I’m not sure what you were trying to accomplish sending me this but I would appreciate it if you stopped contacting me.»
«And here I thought it was all ready here.»
«….Yes, I’m fine. Just- .. Would it be alright if I visited the base again sometime around the 25th?»
«That’s Christmas, yes? I don’t see why not.»